Every story of conversion is the story of a blessed defeat.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

No need for Jesus and the Lord Buddha to fight

Ideas are the currency of innovation.

Work hard, and you will earn good rewards.Work smart, and you will earn great rewards.Work hard and work smart, and you will earn extraordinary rewards.

I have had you in my life for so long, I want to know when the dream ends and the fairy-tale begins...

Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.

A lot of very beautiful women can be a pain because all they're thinking about is how they look.

Dirt is matter in the wrong place.

Economics is the continuation of energy/resources by other means.

I play hockey in a pickup league. I grew up playing, so it's nice to get on the ice whenever I can.

Incidentally, Boies, I'm sure, is a very fine lawyer.