Every day is conquerable by its hours, and every hour by its minutes.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

The real challenge is for each of us to determine where we feel we can make the most impact.

Martial art has always been my first love.

You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it.

The true subject of poetry is the loss of the beloved.

I'd like to be able to use Storm's powers for good, like have it rain more in Southern California. We could do with it.

You think the dead we loved ever truly leave us?

Bill Clinton was a liberal who could appeal to conservative-leaning Bubba voters.

The evening star Is the most beautiful of all stars

There is no such thing as a future decision. There are only present decisions that affect the future.

First rule of writing: When still a child, make sure you read a lot of books. Spend more time doing this than anything else.