Even the smallest blessing on earth is enough reason to be thankful for your life.

Knowledge is too final. Not knowing lets you dream a little.

Only true champions come out and show their worth after defeat- and I expect us to do that.

Stand-up is great because I can get everything off my chest.

There is no such crime as a crime of thought; there are only crimes of action.

If Disney still wants to make Epcot Center futuristic, they could do so by blowing the place up with an atom bomb.

It's impossible to play a run with as much feeling as a single note. I've never been so much into runs as making single notes cry.

Xenon? What kind of name is that?” – Nick “The only kind I answer to.” – Xenon “Don’t eat the help, X. We need him.” – Caleb

They felt that science would be corrosive to religious belief and they were worried about it. Damn it, I think they were right. It is corrosive to religious belief and it's a good thing.

I started my own record label.

See, what a ready tongue suspicion hath! He that but fears the thing he would not know, Hath, by instinct, knowledge from others' eyes, That what he feared is chanced.