Even now I can't trust life. It did too many awful things to me as a kid.

I'm a curiosity in Hollywood. I'm a big freak, because I'm myself!

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs.

You'd be surprised." Charlie said."You go to bed one night singing her a lullaby, and she wakes up listening to Limp Bizkit.""What the hell is Limp Bizkit?

Free your grudges and heal your wounds.

Human beings must be known to be loved but Divine beings must be loved to be known.

Wisdom comes from within. Knowledge is acquired and can sometimes put a screen on your wisdom.

I think it helps, as an actor, to never know when you're going to get that next script and you're done.

The first tenet is that you should report corruption regardless of loyalty to incumbent or party.

It is a strength of character to acknowledge our failings and our strong points, and it is a weakness of character not to remain in harmony with both the good and the bad that is within us.

I didn't get the Russian Jew part because they didn't think I looked Russian or Jewish enough - and, mind you, I am both Russian and Jewish - so I was cast as the racist Mexican.

People think they know me from somewhere, and then I open my mouth and they realise it's me from Birds Of A Feather.

I have often said that it doesn't matter to me if a student tells me he is a leader of the left, unless he is a good student. We need good students.