Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.

Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth.

I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.

I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?

Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.

Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.

I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.

Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?

Some say one thing and do another. Others say one thing and do it just for spite. I say far too much and do whatever the hell I want.

We have invented the literature because the reality wasn’t imaginative enough and we also wanted to be alone, at least for a while!

To be well trained is to be trained in a kingdom dimension

As a result, I had to get my own playground which was my band Colours. This band lasted for about eight years and then the air was out of it and it was time to finish.

He scowled at me."You aren't any fun." "Party pooper extraordinaire,that's me.

Florence for me is not simply a city. Florence is a sentiment. And I think it's impossible to be a politician without sentiment.

Where intuition finds, love follows, and memory and all the soul as well.

So few people did good in their lives. It was depressing.

To read, write, and converse in due proportions, is, therefore, the business of a man of letters.

Finding out I was pregnant was one of the most joyous moments in my life. I will never forget it.