Enlightenment is when a laptop comes to know that it is a laptop.

Creativity is the only way a man can ever experience motherhood.

Creativity finds its own creator.

Only a self-taught man can teach others

Only a self-learnt man can teach others

Only a self-learnt man can reach others.

Good and Bad is inside everybody. The difference is that the Good remember when they have also been bad and the Bad remember when they have only been good.

Humour is the best weapon to fight any battle. But there is a thin line between humour and humiliation and beware not to cross it.

I am longing for you in life and in deathAs the moon is longing for night and life is longing for breath

Healthy love, I always think, is... wanting the person you love to be more of themselves. And I think for a parent that's a challenge, because you have to let a baby spread its wings.

Can the cannibal speak in the name of those he ate?

I got shot in the head by my own guys in my foxhole. And they didn't even give me an honorable death.

I like happy sets. Happy sets are good, and I think people feel comfortable on them.

So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.

As a member of Congress, and a parent, I understand the importance of ensuring that families are able to provide a meaningful and proper burial for their loved ones.

The love of money is the source of an enormous amount of good; the fact that the good is a by-product of the selfish pursuit of riches has nothing to do with its indisputable value.

I think Donald Trump is gonna continue to unravel as much of the Barack Obama agenda as he can, and I think he's gonna continue to wipe the floor with Democrats wherever he can.

The way I feel about you will never change. Of course I love you—and there's nothing you can do about it!” “That's all I needed to hear.