Emily: YOU CAN'T SPEAK AND TYPE AT THE SAME TIME, BINDY! Bindy: Watch me.

I'm screwed up, mixed up, messed around, dive-bombing, crashing and burning.

Brookfield High School. How may I direct your call? No, sir, this is not a waste- disposal unit, I'm afraid you have the wrong number.

It's a lot easier to be crazy or mad than to just get on with living.

Well, first you have to be very, very funny. I have realized that it is essential for a boy to be funny. Otherwise, what is the point in a boy?

Her skin is pale as watermelon sucked free of its juices.

You're making me nervous by being so weird. But your weirdness is what I like about you.

What does it mean?" Emily said, in a low, panicked voice: "What does it mean if a rainbow comes before rain?

You do know the answers to most of your problems. Somewhere deep inside, you know.

I hope you feel better today. Please ring me at work if you are dead.

My father, I never knew, except for this one time when he threw a ball and told me to go fetch it. "Dad," I said. "Am I a dog?" "Lydia," he said. "I apologize.

The way we assess time as humans determines what we become

Family' is not just a biological word, it's an an operative one.

Drinking water neither makes a man sick nor in debt nor his wife a widow.

I like to think that Not For Sale is the Juniper Networks of the social section, a disruptive innovator.

Positive self-direction is the action plan that all winners in life use to turn imagination into reality, fantasy into fact, and dreams into actual goals.

Drama school is fundamentally practical. I didn't write any essays, so I came out with a BA honors degree in acting.

Personal power changes or shapes consciousness, and that is kundalini. Kundalini exists within us. Some people have more of it, some dimensions have more of it.

I do love science-fiction and horror movies.

But then I always wanted to play for Rangers. Man United is a great club and Alex Ferguson is a legend.

I can't sit on grass without a blanket.