Egil Olsen should have gone six games ago. He was totally useless. I'd like to give him a right-hander!

Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win

If all else fails, you could wait for the first corner and tie his dreadlocks to the goalpost.

Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

The FA have given me a pat on the back. I've taken violence off the terracing and onto the pitch.

There are a few YouTube clips of me singing at The King's Head in Santa Monica, so you can see how bad I am.

I like Alaska for the salmon fishing - it's fantastic there. I usually stay in a log cabin with no one around for miles. I like to go with friends, but I'm also happy to be on my own with nature.

To me, England is past its sell-by date. It's not the country I grew up in.

I'd like to be the romantic lead one day, but I've got to grow my hair first.

My mum calls my temper 'Devilman.' They say you calm down with age, but I don't know. It never goes away.

I've always had my ear pierced with a diamond stud. I did it myself when I was 16.

. . . if you can't see the good man he is, you need to unscrew them eyeballs of yours and try on a different pair.

He cubbed her in his arms to sleep, even her demons snored that night ~

There is beauty in thinking independently.

I use technology for communication, but I don't have a Blackberry or an iPhone. I use an outdated cell phone, but I'm fine with it.

Contradictions do not exist. Whenever you think you are facing a contradiction, check your premises. You will find that one of them is wrong.

I am more important than my problems.

The important thing is to know how to take all things quietly.

I loved to write when I was a child. I wrote, but I always thought it was something that you did as a child, then you put away childish things.

If there was ever a time to boil up some grits it is now.

I will but confess the sins of my green cloak to my grey friar's frock, and all shall be well again.