Well, a friend in need is a friend indeed.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Early bird gets the worm, but the second worm gets to live. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

You find out your mistakes from an audience that pays admission.

Nobody seems to know yet how television is going to affect the radio, movies, love, housekeeping or the church, but it has definitely revived vaudeville.

Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist Plot.

I was asking Charlie the most important questions, and you heard the answers.

Funny, nothing ever happens nowadays.

We had to have a star each week.. Possibly our program being on Sunday and having a little fun with the Bible was dangerous.

After 13 years of life on the half shell in Hollywood, I have made a trip where I wasn't a tourist.

I want you here. I don't care if it's a hundred degrees and every blade of grass dies. Without you, none of that matters to me.

It's in the preparation-in those dreary pedestrian virtues they taught you in seventh grade and you didn't believe. It's making the extra call and caring a lot.

Violence is both unavoidable and unjustifiable.

I am wholly yours - you are everything to me; we will sustain each other in all the ills of life it may please fate to inflict upon us; you will soothe my troubles; I will comfort you in yours.

I've gotten used to the point where I'm so used to being sweaty! I like to wear less makeup and be tougher!

To me, everything happening inside of us is political.

Intelligence makes sincerity difficult.

This deep sense of feeling that, 'I am' blessed can help you overcome any obstacle in life. It gives you courage and confidence and it will open you up for grace to pour in.

I have seen enough of one war never to wish to see another.

A country that has few museums is both materially poor and spiritually poor...Museums, like theaters and libraries, are a means to freedom.