Funny, nothing ever happens nowadays.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Well, a friend in need is a friend indeed.

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Early bird gets the worm, but the second worm gets to live. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

You find out your mistakes from an audience that pays admission.

Nobody seems to know yet how television is going to affect the radio, movies, love, housekeeping or the church, but it has definitely revived vaudeville.

Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist Plot.

I was asking Charlie the most important questions, and you heard the answers.

We had to have a star each week.. Possibly our program being on Sunday and having a little fun with the Bible was dangerous.

After 13 years of life on the half shell in Hollywood, I have made a trip where I wasn't a tourist.

Centralization is an abomination! Decentralize everything! Leave nothing to the central planners.

Keep God within His and anothers' arm's reach.

I hope you enjoyed your visit. You never know. You may want to join forever.

Yes, us. And the vow I just made. Hell, Rosa, it's about your home branded on my body.

Good people are good because they've come to wisdom through failure.

If I'm breathing in 2016, I'll be happy.

The world changed on September 11, 2001.

It is only about things which concern us most profoundly that we lie clearly and with profound conviction.

Motion is the sign of life.

For every $5 that Boston's economy sends up to Beacon Hill, the state gives only $1 back to us.