Each cartoon needs the right amount of wrong.

Humor is basically a cognitive process. And it's a creative process not only on the part of the cartoonist but on the part of the viewer.

There is no Algorithm for Humor

While the end-of-the-world scenario will be rife with unimaginable horrors, we believe that the pre-end period will be filled with unprecedented opportunities for profit.

Im pretty adept with computers and Photoshop for my blog, and I found my style with a conversational voice and an image-ready column.

If you have any problems at all, don't hesitate to shut up.

I do find that humor helps in relationships. It certainly helps in my marriage now because I'm a very, very fallible person. And if I wasn't funny I'd be kicked right out the door.

The digital realm give cartoons and cartoonists more possibilities for exposure.

There is humor that's just whimsy, that we smile at, but the humor that we laugh at, someone has to be - someone's dignity has to be reduced.

There are no cartoons about happy marriages.

Humor levels the playing field. I understood that early on - that was something I had.

O wonderful, wonderful, and most wonderful wonderful! And yet again wonderful, and after that, out of all hooping.

I've watched those shows my whole life - being on one is like a dream. It's hard to balance that dream with the fact that this is the Edie I've known my whole life.

Spend all you have before you die, and do not outlive yourself.

I intend to defeat ISIS, to do so in a coalition with majority Muslim nations.

The only competition you will have is the competition between your disciplined and undisciplined mind.

My riches consist not in the extent of my possessions but in the fewness of my wants.

Creative success means balancing your love of starting things with a habit of finishing them.

It's human nature - we want to believe our children, our families, our President!

I want to do more documentaries and travel to places I haven't been. That is where I think I can be fulfilled.

I wish I could buy you for what you are really worth and sell you for what you think you're worth. I sure would make money on the deal.