Dreams don't have an expiration date.

I have a face that is a cross between two pounds of halibut and an explosion in an old clothes closet.

Keep the circus going inside you, keep it going, don't take anything too seriously, it'll all work out in the end.

Watching too much TV can triple our hunger for more possessions, while reducing our personal contentment by about 5 percent for every hour a day we watch.

A philosopher once noted that people long for immortality but run out of things to do on a rainy afternoon.

Champagne offers a minimum of alcohol and a maximum of companionship.

Stardom is like making love in a hammock - a happy experience but one of uncertain duration.

Isn’t it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings?

I've taken up the Bible again, somewhat in the spirit of W.C. Fields - looking for loopholes.

I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.

But Champagne is not drinking.

He was a living, breathing fantasy. Her own rock and roll fantasy at that! And every minute of every day it was getting more and more difficult to ignore the attraction brewing between them.

I'm not what happened to me. I am what I choose to become.

I don't suffer of anything that I've lost.

Design is the best way to get from A to B when you don’t yet know what B is.

I look ridiculous in a three-piece suit - I'm too fat.

It is with a kind of fear that I begin to write the history of my life.

People know when youre frontin.

There's no such thing as a meaningless, worthless, or stupid dream.

I think my films are very English. That certain emotional distance, interest in the world, interest in irony. These are all deeply English propositions.

Age, what is it? It's not a figure that has ever meant anything to me.