Keep the circus going inside you, keep it going, don't take anything too seriously, it'll all work out in the end.

I have a face that is a cross between two pounds of halibut and an explosion in an old clothes closet.

Watching too much TV can triple our hunger for more possessions, while reducing our personal contentment by about 5 percent for every hour a day we watch.

A philosopher once noted that people long for immortality but run out of things to do on a rainy afternoon.

Dreams don't have an expiration date.

Champagne offers a minimum of alcohol and a maximum of companionship.

Stardom is like making love in a hammock - a happy experience but one of uncertain duration.

Isn’t it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings?

I've taken up the Bible again, somewhat in the spirit of W.C. Fields - looking for loopholes.

I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.

But Champagne is not drinking.

I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.

Some people make choices hoping for the best

There is no substitute for the comfort supplied by the utterly taken-for-granted relationship.

If Jesus Christ be God and died for me, then no sacrifice can be too great for me to make for Him.

We know he's been absolutely devoted to trying to acquire nuclear weapons, and we believe he has, in fact, reconstituted nuclear weapons.

Prepare your hearts as a fortress, for there will be no other.

Any feeling that I was enriching my mind from those surrounding me was unfortunately rare with me.

[To the bishop who suggested the widowed queen now consider herself 'as married to Christ':] That's what I call twaddle!

If you are silent through meditation, utterly silent, suddenly you feel a tremendous urge to create something.

There's part of me that's grateful for the delusion, because it takes a very hard shell to get started as an actor, and I don't have a very hard shell.