Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.

The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

Behold the Zebra on the plains, And shudder at his mighty manes!

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn So many I loved were not yet dead, So many I love were not yet born.

Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

Only by guarding yourself with righteousness will you feel peace and confidence at the height of success

If you really want peace in any world you have to learn to say nothing.

Anger slowly.Forgive quickly.Trust cautiously.Love easily.

Exposure and experience is all, what counts.

Choice- Everyone has them, so take control!

As you consider your next move, practice this definition of trust: the willingness to take steps while simultaneously waiting for “instructions.

Artists know failure. It is not tragic that they know failure; it is only tragic if they know failure and little else.

A piece of a Churchyard fits everybody.

If you keep picking a scab it will bleed and never heal. If you keep dragging the pain of the past up, it will never heal.

I prefer the mystic clouds of nostalgia to the real thing, to be honest.