Don't leave yet, " he said, his voice hoarse. "Let me do something. Let me feed you. Hold you. Rub your shoulders. Change your oil. Anything, please.

Marry me. You'll learn to love me, I promise.

But you were concerned about making sure things, you know, didn't get serious.""Yeah, because I'm an idiot.

I like the way you kiss-a couple of test kisses, then a huge kiss.

Maybe we could, um, go sit in the truck?" he said, but even as he said it, it sounded so dumb. And not exactly the way he wanted her to remember a marriage proposal.

Tom. Tom, look at me. Has Nora agreed to marry you?""No, but she will because she has to.

It's okay to be hurt because what is pleasure without some pain.

There is no such thing as expecting too much.

Every man has his moral backside which he refrains from showing unless he has to and keeps covered as long as possible with the trousers of decorum.

And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats.

It was from out the rind of one apple tasted, that the knowledge of good and evil, as two twins cleaving together, leaped forth into the world.

I think puns are not just the lowest form of wit, but the lowest form of human behavior.

She tasted of fairytales

If you are always trying to do something great and different and fresh, lots of them are going to be shut down for lots of stupid or good reasons, but you have to keep on trying.

What unites us as human beings is an urge for happiness which at heart is a yearning for union.