Don't forget that you are the product of a culture that went stark raving mad about ten thousand years ago. Adjust your thinking accordingly.

I believe that the Laws of Karma do not apply to show business, where good things happen to bad people on a fairly regular basis.

Life is never quite like the brochure.

If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed.

It's safe to talk openly and honestly with people because they're not really listening.

I am wired on some deep level to seek out something to be worried and obsess about.

I believe that the obsessive worship of movie, TV and sports figures is less likely to produce spiritual gain than praying to Thor.

For every man that ever walked the Earth, except maybe the sociopaths, when it comes to talking to pretty girls... it's just stark terror.

I'm an old guitar player who has fallen into television and is so happy he did.

I believe I'm growing skeptical of cynicism.

I won't say that all senior citizens who can't master technology should be publicly flogged, but if we made an example of one or two, it might give the others incentive to try harder.

I shoot with my pen with the bullets of love.

The lesser the baggage you have, the easiest will be the travelling in this world

...Obyann, you're talking about the Landemere-Ramaldah border dispute of 1416. Damn it, man, that was in the time of our grandfathers.

Nature gives you the face you have at twenty it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.

Make no a complete sentence.

I come from a large family so you can count on the fact that I'm going to have more kids.

The need for mystery is greater than the need for an answer.

I remember when I was in college, I used to watch Julia Child's cooking show during dinner and joke with my roommates about becoming a TV chef.

If you get lost, you can always be found.

I think a lot of actors, comedians, musicians, artists are drawn to this world, because you're allowed to excavate whatever it is that you're struggling with, and hopefully turn it into art.