For every man that ever walked the Earth, except maybe the sociopaths, when it comes to talking to pretty girls... it's just stark terror.

I believe that the Laws of Karma do not apply to show business, where good things happen to bad people on a fairly regular basis.

Life is never quite like the brochure.

If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed.

It's safe to talk openly and honestly with people because they're not really listening.

Don't forget that you are the product of a culture that went stark raving mad about ten thousand years ago. Adjust your thinking accordingly.

I am wired on some deep level to seek out something to be worried and obsess about.

I believe that the obsessive worship of movie, TV and sports figures is less likely to produce spiritual gain than praying to Thor.

I'm an old guitar player who has fallen into television and is so happy he did.

I believe I'm growing skeptical of cynicism.

I won't say that all senior citizens who can't master technology should be publicly flogged, but if we made an example of one or two, it might give the others incentive to try harder.

Changes occur and expectations change. Reality brings new possibilities, while destroying some too. It's true: the future is uncertain.

Free yourself from the expectations of having to be right with the wrong information.

I am done slowing down, giving people their time and space, letting them explore their options.

If moderation is a fault then indifference is a crime.

The rules are simple. Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out.

For it is characteristic of true simplicity that there may radiate from its utmost directness a good many glinting things.

Some pushers are way better than others.

The White House has now released military documents that they say prove George Bush met his requirements for the National Guard. Big deal, we've got documents that prove Al Gore won the election.

when theres a will theres a way

Maybe all crows were just creepy.