Don't ever rob a bank. Enjoy life. Have fun. Choose to be happy now; don't wait until you're 'successful,' because honestly, I was as happy when we were unemployed and scrounging around for a buck.

You can't control the way people are going to describe you.

Everything's a lot easier when you work with someone you know just about as well as you know yourself.

With all of my films if I get one bad review and a bunch of good reviews the bad one is the only one that will stay with me, which really sucks!

There is a point you can definitely lose the audience and sometimes you don't know where it is.

I know guys. I know the way they think.

The guy I've never worked with that is pissing me off is Tom Hanks. I want to work with Tom Hanks more than anyone.

To the critics: You always complain that Hollywood never gives you new stuff, and then when you get it, you flip out. Lighten up.

If I was not allowed to mention that I was in the film industry, I could go six months without getting a kiss.

Movie 43 is about the hardest R Rated comedy ever.

You know, I'm not sure I ever even had a blind date!

One of the things I learned about writing a memoir is you can’t drag the reader through everything. Every human life is worth 20 memoirs.

You will trust God to the degree you know you are loved by Him.

I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense.

Minimalism now is a reaction to what came before. It's absolutely of its time. Music moved into the set theory thing, and moved out of it.

We do students a great disservice by implying that one set of students is more important than another.

I've never really been wanted.

The myth that everyone once read great literature is just a myth.

Probability theory is nothing but common sense reduced to calculation.

Preconceived ideas can sometimes become barriers.

A big corporation is more or less blamed for being big; it is only big because it gives service. If it doesn’t give service, it gets small faster than it grew big.