Stupid Jokes Quotes

Stupid Jokes Quote of the day

All day my mind drifts off into fantasies and little stupid jokes.

I don't see anyone avoiding the Stones because DJs make jokes about them being a part of the Geritol set. All it does is make the DJs look stupid.

My knowledge of the universe is that if I write stupid jokes, the universe gives me a really nice house and great meals. I do not believe mankind will ever develop a formula to explain this.

All humour is critical, you know? You make stupid jokes. I mean, stupidity is an infirmity, isn't it?

It's often the way that people who take their work seriously laugh at stupid jokes; it's as if they are under-humored and, as a consequence, suffer from premature laugh-ejaculation.

Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions

I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense.

If they invent a car that runs on stupid jokes, you could go far.

You don't make stupid jokes in art.

It's really stupid to defend your own jokes. That is for other people to do if they choose to.