With all of my films if I get one bad review and a bunch of good reviews the bad one is the only one that will stay with me, which really sucks!

Don't ever rob a bank. Enjoy life. Have fun. Choose to be happy now; don't wait until you're 'successful,' because honestly, I was as happy when we were unemployed and scrounging around for a buck.

You can't control the way people are going to describe you.

Everything's a lot easier when you work with someone you know just about as well as you know yourself.

There is a point you can definitely lose the audience and sometimes you don't know where it is.

I know guys. I know the way they think.

The guy I've never worked with that is pissing me off is Tom Hanks. I want to work with Tom Hanks more than anyone.

To the critics: You always complain that Hollywood never gives you new stuff, and then when you get it, you flip out. Lighten up.

If I was not allowed to mention that I was in the film industry, I could go six months without getting a kiss.

Movie 43 is about the hardest R Rated comedy ever.

You know, I'm not sure I ever even had a blind date!

One does not seek love, ' she told him, 'it should find you all on it's own

A friend told me that teenage girls are always looking for someone to pin their dreams on. That doesn't make it any less weird though.

None of us lie or guard our secrets when we sing, and India is a nation of singers whose first love is the kind of song we turn to when crying just isn't enough.

Never have the nations of the world had so much to lose, or so much to gain. Together we shall save our planet, or together we shall perish in its flames.

It's lovely being a parent and being in a strong marriage with somebody who is your best friend.

I did write some code in Java once, but that was the island in Indonesia.

God does so love to make a man break a promise.

I'm a old hoodlum, so I will jump on you if I have to.

Rising prices or wages do not cause inflation; they only report it. They represent an essential form of economic speech, sincemoney isjust another form of information.

Comparing yourself to somebody else is like comparing yourself to a bird.