If I was not allowed to mention that I was in the film industry, I could go six months without getting a kiss.

Don't ever rob a bank. Enjoy life. Have fun. Choose to be happy now; don't wait until you're 'successful,' because honestly, I was as happy when we were unemployed and scrounging around for a buck.

You can't control the way people are going to describe you.

Everything's a lot easier when you work with someone you know just about as well as you know yourself.

With all of my films if I get one bad review and a bunch of good reviews the bad one is the only one that will stay with me, which really sucks!

There is a point you can definitely lose the audience and sometimes you don't know where it is.

I know guys. I know the way they think.

The guy I've never worked with that is pissing me off is Tom Hanks. I want to work with Tom Hanks more than anyone.

To the critics: You always complain that Hollywood never gives you new stuff, and then when you get it, you flip out. Lighten up.

Movie 43 is about the hardest R Rated comedy ever.

You know, I'm not sure I ever even had a blind date!

Compassion is the basis of all morality

I might be a witness to those who didn't confident in themselves, but I will not be like them.

The bulk of life is discovering who you are—and then reconciling that with who you wish you were.

Because, no matter how old we get, we always need to believe in fairytales.

I live in a world where not being molested as a child is considered luck.

It maketh God man, and man God; things temporal, eternal; mortal, immortal; it maketh an enemy a friend, a servant a son, vile things glorious, cold hearts fiery, and hard thing liquid.

Develop your eccentricities while you are young. That way, when you get old, people won't think you're going gaga.

I'm in the wrong racket if I didn't want a public life.

The most dangerous criminal may be the man gifted with reason, but with no morals.

Today's workplace has become heartless and soulless. Employees are seen as units of labour, automatons, functionaries, objects for achieving designated tasks, and as costs to be minimised.