Don't do speed, speed turns you in to your parents.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

Today’s life is tomorrow’s career and yesterday’s history, live it well.

Confusion of goals and perfection of means seems, in my opinion, to characterize our age.

Trust yourself, you know more than you think you do.

"Wholeheartedly" means that we give our time, love, and energy unstintingly.

The cool thing about having a book is that it takes on its own life. Once it's in the world, you can't follow it. You'd have to have a pretty fantastic surveillance system to track its migration.

I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.

I've been waiting for you forever." "Forever' as in several hundred years, or forever as in since my lesson began?

God wants nothing from you but the gift of a peaceful heart.

A child's natural form of behavior is play, and in our aim to educate, play should be honored and preserved for as long past childhood as can be.

Progress means nothing to presence.