Don't call people names you dirty name caller you.

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

Excuse the mess but we live here.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

I call myself a 'domestic goddess.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

One of my big pet peeves is single-use plastic bags. I think it's one of the stupidest ideas in the world.

I maintain that, if everyone knew what others said about him, there would not be four friends in the world.

Most of us can agree there is nothing more special, mysterious, mystical, powerful and important than life!

Money means in a thousand minds a thousand subtly different, roughly similar, systems of images, associations, suggestions and impulses.

Society prepares the crime; the criminal commits it.

Just keep working. I've been working hard, so just keep on doing what I've been doing.

When you feel compassion, you dethrone yourself from the centre of the world.

Jobs should be offered on the basis of merit and not 'Seefarish'.

The most complete and true happiness comes in moments when you feel right there, completely present, with no ideas about good and bad, right and wrong - just a sense of open heart and open mind.

The Absolute is the material of both God and man.