Don't all the girls get prettier at closing time?

I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I do know how to count.

If you have good food, people will come to your restaurant.

If you're not on a major label today, you're not gonna get played. They've got the market sewed up.

If I cut an album now and sell it for ten bucks, I can put seven dollars and fifty cents in my pocket.

I've grown up with my audience; they're my age or older. Not a lot of kids are coming to see me.

All I want to do is do my shows and play golf.

I had some airline stock, but the airlines tanked. I didn't have a lot of money in them, though.

All my money was made doing the dates and selling products when I was out there on the road.

When a record co. finds a guy now, they want to own everything. They want to own the rights to market that person's particular name. They want a piece of the action all the way through.

So I'm trying to spread myself to the point to where I can do the night shows and not have to worry about the matinees, and do one or two matinees down through the year.

Love grows and wanes, but honor, duty, and commitment, those things are constant and stable. They define who you are.

Silly, ' he said with mock serenity, 'isn't a word you should ever apply to people. They may be totally stupid, in fact, but if you call them silly you've lost their vote.

The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock.

I am not a violent person. I am a product of the Flower Power '60s. I have actually worn bell-bottomed jeans.

Thank God there is a such thing as hiatus. We got the first 'Dr. Horrible' done in six days, we banged it out.

No, when the fight begins within himself, / A man's worth something.

Slinky as a lynx, hot as pepper, cool as rain, dry as smoke. There's considerably more to her than staying sexy at 60.

The Democrats want corporations to shut down and move, because it allows them to tell you how rotten and mean corporations are.

When I came back to skating, everyone was like 'Oh you're the snowboard guy.'

About suffering they were never wrong, The Old Masters.