Dolly Parton, who said to her doctor, Are you sure it's a chest cold? Never got a dinner!

There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.

When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.

Moses, who said to the children of Israel, Wear your galoshes; I never did this trick before. Never got a dinner!

Donald Trump's mother, who said, Donnie! Stop playing Monopoly and get in that barber's chair! Never got a dinner!

Amelia Earhart, who said, Stop looking for me; see if you can find my luggage! Never got a dinner!

Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!

George W. Bush, who said to Pope John Paul II, Give us a visit, and bring the missus. Never got a dinner!

King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner!

Orville Wright said to his brother, "Wilbur, you were only in the air for 12 seconds. How could my luggage be in Cleveland?"

Jack the Ripper's mother, who said to Jack, How come I never see you with the same girl twice? Never got a dinner!

If you always try to measure yourself withmoney... well, it's like counting backwards, the more youkeep on, the less you'll have to show for it.

what are you thinking, Amy? How are you feeling? Who are you? What have we ddone to each other? What will we do?

These were the things we would never notice were missing.

I think in some instances that the death penalty is required.

I can't tell you how many pictures I've missed just 'cause I've been so hell bent on getting the shot I think I want.

I pour into the world the eternal streams Wan prophets tent beside, and dream their dreams.

To retaliate against the relatives of the co-religionists of the wrong-doer is a cowardly act.

I try to be good but sometimes a person just has to break out and act like the wild and springy thing one used to be. It's impossible not to remember wild an want it back.

The simplest way to make sure that we raise literate children is to teach them to read, and to show them that reading is a pleasurable activity.

When we are honoured for a thing, we become attached to that thing.