Dogs should be called by names which are not very long, so that each may obey more quickly when he is called, but they should not have shorter names than those which are pronounced in two syllables.

The most important part of every business is to know what ought to be done.

The earth neither grows old or wears out if it is dunged.

Brave cubs become fierce lions.

It seems ironic, expecting the unexpected, like she had fabricated pieces of her story to make it more interesting. Considering my boredom with the current version, I can't imagine the first draft.

Americans are always mortified when I tell them this, but in England, it's a tradition to put your plaques and photographs and awards and gold records and stuff in your bathroom. I don't know why.

Living in regret will become your biggest regret.

We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments.

Carrie Fay always says that nothing is really horrible unless it eats away your face.

I went to the Home Depot, which was unnecessary. I need to go to the Apartment Depot. Which is just a big warehouse with a whole lot of people standing around saying "We don't have to fix anything."

You draw on your own childhood every time you tee it up as an actor.

If you took all the sand from all the beaches, all the desserts, and all the oceans and called that the Universe, our whole solar system would be less than one grain of sand.

You can develop a burning desire to succeed. How? Keep your mind on the things you want and off the things you don't want.