Dogs are one of those things that make you happy and make you wonder.

The functions of intellect are insufficient without courage, love, friendship, compassion and empathy.

The whisper of the dusk is night shedding its husk.

Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake.

Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer.

Nothing is worse than being alone on the evening of the day when one's cow has exploded.

Only once in a generation does anything as fresh as a vomiting detective come along.

The hands of every clock are shears, trimming us away scrap by scrap, and every time piece with a digital readout blinks us towards implosion.

Most people tend to think the best of those who are blessed with beauty; we have difficulty imagining that physical perfection can conceal twisted emotions or a damaged mind.

Any drunk who has tried to put his car where a lamppost stands is a self-educated physicist.

Given my heritage and the ordeal of my childhood, I sometimes wonder why I myself am not insane. Maybe I am.

Every bonsaidreams of being a tall tree - until the wind blows

Tomorrow is an illusion suggesting that another chance always exists.  It is a dangerously false illusion.

advertising produces familiarity which produces sales

Only as we live, think, feel, and work outside the home, do we become humanly developed, civilized, socialized.

If the light is great in front of you, you should turn around and see what it is doing behind you.

The cowards never start and the weak die along the way.

No one has ever seen a Republican mass meeting that was devoid of the perception of the ludicrous.

Eventually stardom is going to go away from me. It goes away from everybody and all you have in the end is to be able to look back and like the choices you made.

The horizon leans forward, offering you space to place new steps of change.

Learning is a lifetime process, but there comes a time when we must stop adding and start updating.