Do you reckon Tom Sawyer was satisfied after all them adventures?

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Only the other world has substance and reality only good deeds and holy learning have tangible worth.

Remember, a chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up.

I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end.

A vain man can never be altogether rude. Desirous as he is of pleasing, he fashions his manners after those of others.

There are a great number of people from New Jersey who go on to have pretty successful careers.

Hillary Clinton is also not a very exciting, inspiring candidate to a lot of the left-leaning Democratic base, especially in Iowa.

The majority of work I do is in independent films, where you're lucky if you have five takes.

When the subconscious mind must chose between deeply rooted emotions and logic, emotions will almost always win.

When you ask a songwriter, "What's your favorite song?" he goes, "The next one."

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.