Do you have any bald ice cream?

You know why there were only 220 Mexicans at the Alamo? They only had one car.

I see the rodeo's in town again.

The only thing they recognize is a buffet

Hey, he speaks pretty well for a guy who just ate 2 lbs of crackers.

The Barbarian's shoes are Hair Jordans

You look as scary as a buttered muffin.

Time is a rare resource and must be invested wisely

Questions... I question that... and than... soona I am going to question and my existence.

I don't plot the books out ahead of time, I don't plan them. I don't begin at the beginning and end at the end. I don't work with an outline and I don't work in a straight line.

To me, the musical is best when it's a musical comedy. So if you have a very, very funny show, and very good, funny songs, that's what the musical does best.

It's a shame we can't just admit that we failed family living, sell the house, split up the money, and get on with our lives.

I haven't been offered a lot of comedy. In theater, I've done quite a bit of comedy or dramas that included a lot of funny stuff. But in my TV work, those aren't the roles that I've been offered.

I was too young to take it all in. I was too young to even realize I was young. I was just living my life.

For each film, you try to create a whole world sonically, having a sense of identity through instruments used, or recording techniques.

I've never felt a desire (and I don't believe I ever shall) to bring the public to my work... a certain popularity seems to me the least desirable of things.