I see the rodeo's in town again.

You know why there were only 220 Mexicans at the Alamo? They only had one car.

Do you have any bald ice cream?

The only thing they recognize is a buffet

Hey, he speaks pretty well for a guy who just ate 2 lbs of crackers.

The Barbarian's shoes are Hair Jordans

My idea of relaxation is not lying down by a beach. I have to move around, do stuff. Though I'm a massive quiz show person.

This nation is really ready for a woman president. It's taken time, but we're ready.

If you serve too many masters, you'll soon suffer.

Guilt is the very nerve of sorrow.

One of my problems is to find the self.

Had I not had children of my own, I would have never written books for children, nor would I have been capable of doing so.

My sorrow is my castle.

I’m stupidly curious. I will go and touch anything until I find out that it’s very harmful.

For a moment he could have sworn he smelled violets, which was very peculiar, since he had no idea what violets smelled like, except somehow he knew they smelled just like Lady Emma.

The more improbable the message, the less "compressible" it is, and the more bandwidth it requires. This is Shannon's point: the essence is its improbability.