Do what you know is right, but try not to get caught.

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.

Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.

The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.

I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy.

I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?

A day in a storm strengthens you more than a thousand in sunshine.

I sometimes think that the universe is a machine designed for the perpetual astonishment of astronomers.

I look for every opportunity to mix comedy and horror and tragedy. I love catching audiences off-guard.

People might start with LiveJournal or Blogger, but if they get serious, they'll graduate to WordPress. We try to cater to the more powerful users.

I wouldn't say I was a queen. Maybe a little elf

The dove, O hawk, that has once been wounded by thy talons, is frightened by the least movement of a wing. [Lat., Terretur minimo pennae stridore columba Unguibus, accipiter, saucia facta tuis.]

Talking. According to Marc, I could talk the color off a crayon.

I'm not at Manchester United to keep everyone happy.

When you collaborate, you have to be willing to scrap a lot.