Didn't we settle contraception & affirmative action? If the GOP keep going backwards they'll soon be debating slavery.

As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't believe in evolution.

I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.

Other countries care for their mentally ill. Making them debate on TV is just cruel.

The baby Jesus was the last homeless person the Republicans liked.

Call me a dreamer, but I think it would be great if getting medical attention were as easy as getting a gun.

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.

Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one.

If its platform is any guide, the Republican party is staunchly pro-life until you are actually born.

The only possible reason the Republicans have declared a war on women is they must think women have oil.

If Mark Twain had had Twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn't have gotten around to writing Huckleberry Finn.

Leadership is a choice. It is not a rank.

I use only my penned imagination to hold my readers captive.

My personal taste doesn't enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.

I'm my own worst critic, and if I don't pull off what I think I wanted to do in my head, then I won't be a happy girl.

I absolutely did date Victoria Beckham, yes.

Phoenix was a tougher record, a little more commercially accessible record.

Consciousness is the creative element in the universe. Without it, nothing would appear.

The simple secret is this: put your trust in the Lord, do your best, then leave the rest to Him.

Technology is spurring innovation, and the so-called "demographic dividend" has brought change.

God and the Devil are an effort after specialisation and division of labour.