Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down.

A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.

Strange medical news from Pakistan: A man had a successful organ transplant with a dog. They gave the man a dog's organ. In a related story today, Keith Richards was seen chasing a mailman.

Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with 'Hey, look over there, it's Saddam Hussein.'

I enjoyed retirement the right way linguine con vongole, red wine and plenty of truffle cheese.

The prison scandal is really hurting President Bush's poll numbers. In fact, I hear he's already working on his concession smirk.

John Kerry will be the Democratic nominee for president. Democrats finally found someone who is Al Gore without the flash and the sizzle.

The big political news, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor of California, and already, people are chanting, 'Four more vowels, four more vowels.

New rumors that Saddam Hussein is planning to flee to a castle in Libya with 10 billion dollars. Now President Bush doesn't know whether to nuke him or give him a tax cut.

President Bush spent last night calling world leaders to support the war with Iraq and it is sad when the most powerful man on earth is yelling, 'I know you're there, pick up, pick up.

Or as hockey player Sergei Fedorov knows it, 'The day I can legally start telling everyone I am sleeping with Anna Kournikova.'

When something seems wrong in your life, the only way to have resolution with it is to let it go. Trying to make it right keeps it wrong.

Saving time is one of the great superpowers you can unlock in the modern era.

You will find that the woman who is really kind to dogs is always one who has failed to inspire sympathy in men.

There is no secret ingredient or hidden formula responsible for the success of the best Japanese companies.

Hollywood isn't exactly dragging me, or even aware of me.

I think it's a false trade-off to say quality time versus quantity - you have to have both.

We shouldn't any of us be afraid of teaching protective measures to save lives.

Yet I did love thee to the last, As ferverently as thou, Who didst not change through all the past, And canst not alter now.

In the harshest place on Earth, ... love finds a way.

History , as it comes into our daily lives, is charged with surprise and shock.