Mailman Quotes

Mailman Quote of the day

The dog is very smart. He feels sorry for me because I receive so much mail; that's why he tries to bite the mailman.

Please, never despise the translator. He's the mailman of human civilization.

Strange medical news from Pakistan: A man had a successful organ transplant with a dog. They gave the man a dog's organ. In a related story today, Keith Richards was seen chasing a mailman.

The mailman doesn't deliver on Sundays.

Let's start off with my father being a mailman.

I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, Did you know it's time for your annual check-up? No, but now my mailman does.

If a fellow wants to be nobody in the business world, let him neglect sending the mailman to somebody on his behalf.

I would especially like to re-court the Muse of poetry, who ran off with the mailman four years ago, and drops me only a scribbled postcard from time to time.

If I could tell you only one thing about my life, it would be this: When I was 7 years old, the mailman ran over my head.

Well, at least you have led us to the small mailman and the one who smells of prunes." - "UP

Now, as an adult, I appreciate those memories. Mom taught me the importance of compassion for your waitress, your crossing guard, your mailman.

Now I see some family resemblance. I was starting to wonder if Jill was adopted, but you two kind of look like each other." "So does our mailman back in North Dakota," said Adrian.

I learned to park outside of Denny's because it's 24 hours. I made a deal at a 7-Eleven with a mailman so I could get my mail delivered there.