Death is nature's way of killing you.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

Jesus reveals who He is through the living Word.

[The publication of his first poem] was wonderful ... but it taught me early on that the only thing that really matters is writing the next poem. Publication is best seen as a happy accident.

It's amazing to me how few guys know their friends' birthdays.

People try to live their lives without consequences and end up living lives of no consequence.

I try not to take myself too seriously.

I love nature, I love the landscape, because it is so sincere. It never cheats me. It never jests. It is cheerfully, musically earnest. I lie and relie on the earth.

The extraordinary ability of a woman to forget is not the same as the talent of a lady not to be able to remember.

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

Woman, in short, has an unconscious life, man a conscious life, and the genius the most conscious life.

I'm always worried about everything. Like spiders.