Data is like garbage. You'd better know what you are going to do with it before you collect it.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

And never think that Allah is unaware of what the wrongdoers do. He only delays them for a Day when eyes will stare [in horror].

If you treat a sick child as an adult and a sick adult as a child, it usually works out pretty well.

If you eat dead, toasted, fried or frozen food, you will feel dead, toasted, fried and frozen.

The only occasion when the traditions of courtesy permit a hostess to help herself before a woman guest is when she has reason to believe the food is poisoned.

It will not do to be saints at meeting and sinners everywhere else.

New Zealand's taken some very significant decisions in relation to defence in the last two years.

No, I'm happy doing this. Five sweaters and a pair of dirty pants, you can make pretty good money.

That seems to me the greatest American danger we're all in, that we'll bargain away the experience of being alive for the appearance of it.

It doesn't matter how much faith you have or don't have [in aliens]. I just don't buy the idea that we're alone. There's got to be some form of life out there.

Apple likes me, but they strongly prefer my money.