Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

The secret of happiness is something to do

Dedication requires a specific sacrifice and for many Christians this becomes a stumbling block

Be the light of love to enlighten the whole world.

Taking drugs is stupid. Why mess up your brain like that?

Spiritual balance is tai chi. It is the center of things. It is the place where yin and yang meet. In the chakras, it is considered the heart chalkra, anahata.

Life's what's important. Walking, houses, family. Birth and pain and joy - and then death.

Success and the art of making music are two different things for me.

There still remain three studies suitable for free man. Arithmetic is one of them.

Adelaide was the first city in Australia, if not in the world, to provide for the health and recreation of all its citizens.

Every physical system registers information, and just by evolving in time, by doing its thing, it changes that information, transforms that information, or, if you like, processes that information.