Crooks aren't the worst people, just the stupidest. The fleas of the world.

We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone.

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.

Create your own visual style... let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others.

Race hate isn't human nature; race hate is the abandonment of human nature.

Popularity should be no scale for the election of politicians. If it would depend on popularity, Donald Duck and The Muppets would take seats in senate.

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

The essential is to excite the spectators. If that means playing Hamlet on a flying trapeze or in an aquarium, you do it.

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story.

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.

If you want the rainbow, you have to deal with the rain.

At the MoorWanderer in the black wind

What are you going to do with all that dark?Find a way to glow in it.

When employees are working to attain passion and progress in every area of life, the are less likely to be cynical or apathetic.

If my mom reads that I'm grammatically incorrect I'll have hell to pay.

The way to change others' minds is with affection, and not anger.

A smile costs nothing in money, time, or effort but it is literally true that it can be of supreme importance in ones life.

Stimulate the phagocytes.

Lately, I have been having nightmares, where I'm cut into so many pieces that there isn't enough of me to be put back together.

Half the world hates What half the world does every day Half the world waits While half gets on with it anyway