"Couch surfing" refers to the practice of temporarily lodging with a stranger - free of charge, unless you count being incessantly sociable as payment.

New York may be the city that never sleeps, but Shanghai doesn't even sit down, and not just because there is no room.

There better not be a God because I'll be in big trouble.

I love narcissists-even more than they love themselves. You don't have to buoy them up. They are their own razzle-dazzle show and you are the blessed, favored with a front-row seat.

Love can't always be measured by how long u wait,it's about how well u understand WHY and WHAT you are waiting

The Chinese are no slouches when it comes to capitalism.

What can you give a friend who has everything? Shelves.

Christmas cards ... are technically only junk mail from people you know.

I do not find the concept of consorting with unknown persons appealing.

Being serious just makes me a little bit embarrassed.

For somebody who is a journalist, I can be awfully unobservant sometimes.

What is the value of the Gnani’s [the enlightened one’s] feet? It is a value that is immeasurable. The Gnani’s feet is one & the only solvent to dissolve egoism.

The future is a hundred thousand threads, but the past is a fabric that can never be rewoven.

Nothing Succeeds Like Success".

I moved my arms through the water, feeling them float on the surface, watching the waves and wake that followed my gesture. Here was magic, I thought. Here was something holy.

The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he's not running for anything.

Meaning is malleable: take it out, you get nihilism and despair. Put it in, you get sacredness and something most special.

The music is mine. Theres nothing to hide behind. Thats where you see the real person.

Attention is the way social primates measure status. It is highly rewarding because it causes the release of brain chemicals such as dopamine and endorphins.

I realized my father's sister Joanne, who died at 19 had instilled her spirit in me.

As you get older you're told to be sensible, but it's important for writing if you're a comic that you're able to still access that childlike thing.