What can you give a friend who has everything? Shelves.

New York may be the city that never sleeps, but Shanghai doesn't even sit down, and not just because there is no room.

There better not be a God because I'll be in big trouble.

"Couch surfing" refers to the practice of temporarily lodging with a stranger - free of charge, unless you count being incessantly sociable as payment.

I love narcissists-even more than they love themselves. You don't have to buoy them up. They are their own razzle-dazzle show and you are the blessed, favored with a front-row seat.

Love can't always be measured by how long u wait,it's about how well u understand WHY and WHAT you are waiting

The Chinese are no slouches when it comes to capitalism.

Christmas cards ... are technically only junk mail from people you know.

I do not find the concept of consorting with unknown persons appealing.

Being serious just makes me a little bit embarrassed.

For somebody who is a journalist, I can be awfully unobservant sometimes.

Children are children.

The essence of our salvation is found in this phrase: Simul justus et pecator.

Movies are about escape.

Super Mario Bros. is equivalent to the Big Bang of our gaming universe. If it were not for this blindingly spectacular creation, digital entertainment as we know it today would not exist.

Prisoners are the greatest audience that an entertainer can perform to.

I came very close to quitting my job for the Bush-Cheney '04 campaign. I seriously considered packing up my office and heading home to Colorado.

We speak for them. We imbue them with meaning.

You could write all the IDEAS of all the movies, my own included, on the head of a pin.

Faithful servants never retire. You can retire from your career, but you will never retire from serving God.

We will stand mighty for peace and freedom and maintain a strong defense against terror and destruction. Our children will sleep free from the threat of nuclear, chemical, or biological weapons.