Conceited little mega-puppy.

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

Wen life gives you hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.

Those who learn to love unconditionally possibly know the power of love and it's beauty.

People have to respect intellectual property.

I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.

Few things hold the perception more thoroughly captive than anxiety about what we have got to say

There are three words I like to repeat to myself: glass half full. Just to remind myself to be grateful for everything I have.

Whatever bliss we think we're going to find, we may find it in brief flashes, fleeting moments that come and go. There's an impossibility to nailing down any good feeling.

You know, there are those writers who work at writing every day. I'm not one of those guys. I tend to work at varying levels of intensity, based on the amount of time and energy I have available.

I love home. I'd rather be at home than anywhere else.

I never ever slept again after my first pregnancy.