Compassion is the currency that leads to true wealth.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me.

My soul is not contained within the limits of my body; my body is contained within the limitlessness of my soul.

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer.

Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.

Flowers don't worry about how they're going to bloom. They just open up & turn toward the light & that makes them beautiful.

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.

Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.

Everything you gain in life will rot and fall apart, and all that will be left of you is what was in your heart.

Most of us do not realize how much power we have.

People talk about survival. What they mean is killing the other guy.

I am thankful to the Nobel committee for recognising the plight of millions of children who are suffering in this modern age.

I'm not going to play funk licks on a jazz album. That makes no sense.

Slander is the solace of malignity.

Consciousness is a much smaller part of our mental life than we are conscious of, because we cannot be conscious of what we are not conscious of.

I think that glamour is about confidence. I think however somebody feels beautiful, that's glamour.

There's the private persona and the public persona and the two shall never meet

The future is plump with promise.

Western Costume, and the old Universal wardrobe that is huge and they're getting rid of so much of it now, which is sad.