Cleaning with children in the house really is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.

I get it, ' said the prisoner. 'Good Cop, Bad Cop, eh?'If you like.' said Vimes. 'But we're a bit short staffed here, so if I give you a cigarette would you mind kicking yourself in the teeth?

As long as your name is NOT Jesus, I CAN live without you

The world organization debates disarmament in one room and, in the next room, moves the knights and pawns that make national arms imperative.

Color is joy. One does not think joy. One is carried by it.

All good novelists have bad memories.

Make it simple to last your whole life long. Don't worry that it's not enough for anyone else to hear. Just sing, sing a song

Freethinkers are generally those who never think at all.

You can sit right on my middle finger for the night

Conservatives and liberals alike have been waiting for this moment for a third of a century.

Parent of sweetest sounds, yet mute forever.