I get it, ' said the prisoner. 'Good Cop, Bad Cop, eh?'If you like.' said Vimes. 'But we're a bit short staffed here, so if I give you a cigarette would you mind kicking yourself in the teeth?

Two types of people laugh at the law: those that break it and those that make it.

We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.

Truth! Freedom! Justice! And a hard-boiled egg!

In the words of the philosopher Sceptum, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid for this?

No! Please! I'll tell you whatever you want to know!" the man yelled. "Really?" said Vimes. "What's the orbital velocity of the moon?""What?""Oh, you'd like something simpler?

People are content to wait a long time for salvation, but expect dinner to turn up within the hour.

Mums are mums, lance-constable. They don't like to see men managing by themselves, in case that sort of thing catches on.

Real success is not rooted in positions, places or possessions, but in fulfilment of God's purposes for our lives.

I've found the best treasure... You.

Time is undoubtedly one of your greatest tools for success. You truly can't afford not to use it wisely.

Too much sensibility creates unhappiness and too much insensibility creates crime.

After high school I went to the San Francisco Art Institute, and I began a formalized art education where we went through the history of art but we also went through the art of my contemporaries.

The United States has worse income inequality than Nigeria.

The bulk of mankind have indeed, in all countries in their turn, been made the prey of ambition.

After something crystallizes, I can write ferociously and write novels in six months, which in the past would have taken me two years.

The true strength of the Christian is the power of truth and love, which leads to the renunciation of all violence. Faith and violence are incompatible.

And random bits of happiness, like Finnick and Annie's newborn boy.