Civilization is coming to an end, you understand.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

It's because you absolutely love the sport.

The longer we view ourselves through a distorted lens, the more likely we are to believe a distorted truth.

I have trouble imagining what I could do that's beyond the practicality of what I can do.

It's much easier for me to be silly than it is to be serious on soap opera.

Why do you need to drive a Ferrari to get stuck in a traffic jam anyway? How do people afford these cars?

I love country music, blues, and punk, and one day I might make those kinds of records.

I think that the ordinary bloke has an instinctive sense that it wouldn't be too bad if the weather warmed up.

When you're winning, everyone is a fan.

Music is the language of God. God's language, music, is not like mathematics or geometry. It is a language of love. If we love music, that is enough.

My sin as a painter is that I just want to paint anything I want to paint - and repaint.