Chins are exclusively a human feature, not to be found among the beasts. Ithey had chins, most animals would look like each other.

We always keep God waiting while we admit more importunate suitors.

Our expression and our words never coincide, which is why the animals don't understand us.

The flower in the vase smiles, but no longer laughs.

The idealist walks on tiptoe, the materialist on his heels.

The family is a court of justice which never shuts down for night or day.

In the distance, the gestures of animals look human, the gestures of human beings bestial.

The mind gets distracted in all sorts of ways. The heart is its own exclusive concern and diversion.

We sometimes laugh from ear to ear, but it would be impossible for a smile to be wider than the distance between our eyes.

Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.

Laughter is regional: a smile extends over the whole face.

Time didn't heal, but it anesthetized. The human mind could only feel so much.

Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.

a self-made martyr is a poor thing.

'Wiseguy' for its time was good. It was really good. And it holds up still. But a lot of the restraints have been taken off now.

If you had the cure to cancer wouldn't you share it? .. You have the cure to death .. get out there and share it.

I didn't know how to deal with success. If there was a Rock Star 101, I would have liked to take it. It might have helped me.

I am not anti-English, I am not anti-British, I am not anti-any Government, but I am anti-untruth, anti-humbug and anti-injustice.

Out of five hundred who speak glibly of love, not one can spell the first letter of his name.

In the face of life’s difficulties, let us ask the Lord for the strength to remain joyful witnesses to our faith.

The wise man tells not what he knows. It is not prudent to sport with one's head by revealing the king's secrets.