We always keep God waiting while we admit more importunate suitors.

Our expression and our words never coincide, which is why the animals don't understand us.

The flower in the vase smiles, but no longer laughs.

The idealist walks on tiptoe, the materialist on his heels.

The family is a court of justice which never shuts down for night or day.

In the distance, the gestures of animals look human, the gestures of human beings bestial.

The mind gets distracted in all sorts of ways. The heart is its own exclusive concern and diversion.

We sometimes laugh from ear to ear, but it would be impossible for a smile to be wider than the distance between our eyes.

Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.

Laughter is regional: a smile extends over the whole face.

Women eat while they are talking; men talk while they are eating.

Truth, she thought. As terrible as death. But harder to find.

People hate what they fear.

Boredom is your mind and body's way of telling you you're not living up to your potential.

We ought not to have to wait for sorrow before we can appreciate the sweetness of joy.

I think fat, out-of-shape people should be fined.

I never wanted Manchester United to be second to anybody. Only the best would be good enough.

Props is a true thug's wife.

The entire world shall be populous with that action which saves one soul from despair.

My theory is that when you're famous, you're no different from anybody else - it's just that more people know your name.

The ego is like the root of a banyan tree, you think you have removed it all then one fine morning you see a sprout flourishing again.