But I live an interesting life and I can tell a pretty good story and it has helped my career. But the downside is people know everything.

Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.

If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?

Don't do drugs to be cool, do 'em because you hate yourself.

I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate.

I'm the type of guy where one thing leads to another and eventually it gets awful. If I put a $5 bet on a roulette table tonight at 10 o'clock, by tomorrow at noon I would be running guns to Cuba.

At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota

Hugs are great, but - better than drugs? Come on. Let me put it to you this way: I never drove to Harlem at 4 a.m. to get somebody to hug me.

Well I have a drug history and a public drinking problem and I am not the healthiest guy. So they just ran that I died of a drug overdose.

A dog has the soul of a philosopher.

Immensely grateful, touched, proud, astonished, abashed.

Freedom and democracy, That's the word from Washington every day. Put America to sleep with warm milk and clichés, And people are expendable along the way.

If you're a Christian and you're running for president and you want to make this into a theocracy, I'm not going to support you.

She was by nature a sunny soul

It becomes very difficult for us to adjust to a world without social media because we spend so much time involved with it.

My reaction to everything in life is when it gets a bit complicated to water it down and make it simple again.

Great is the rose That challenges the crypt, And quotes milleniums Against the grave.

For me, art can reflect the celebration of the simple and good things in life. This is most important to me!

Effort is the one strictly undervalued and original contribution we make to this world.