Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds, cannot change anything.

Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything.

Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.

Islam is the best religion and Muslims are the worst followers

Illinois then had no legislation providing compensation for accident or disease caused by occupation.

The alphabet was invented in Iraq, so it's a cool place.

Philosophers, as things now stand, are all too fond of offering criticism from on high instead of studying and understanding things from within.

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film.

It is somehow reassuring to discover that the word travel is derived from travail, denoting the pains of childbirth.

Probably the best thing that happened to me was going nuts. Nobody knew who I was until that happened.

I went on the pill when I was 16, put on four stone... so that proved to be a very effective contraceptive.

Be inspired to ignore their ignorant message, and feel gratitude in your heart that you are not burdened or addicted to hate, as they are.

I am surrounded by counselors. My sister is a counselor. My daughter is training to be a counselor. A lot of my friends are counselors.