Bore : A fellow who can change the subject back to his topic of conversation faster than you can change it back to yours.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

The world is not fair. That's why it needs heroes.

Life on earth is considered a miracle, but why is other life in the cosmos a difficult concept?

What you perceive as rejection is really someone making choices based on their needs at that time

All for one and one for all.

Your future depends on many things but mostly on you.

We may not know who is craft beer but we sure as hell will know what is craft beer by who isn't.

A bomb makes more noise than a caress, but for each bomb that destroys, there are millions of caresses that nourish life.

Q: Do you really distance yourself from your subject? I mean, what would you do if you were presented with a young girl burning to death? A: About 1/60 at f5.6.

A human being can spend only so much time outside her comfort zone before she realizes she is still tethered to it.

When people are like each other they tend to like each other.